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V-Day BS

Discussion in 'General BS No One Cares About But You' started by furyXT, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. furyXT

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    Okay, so im in need of some help here..

    I've never really gave 2shits about valentines day before..but for some odd reason, im in the mood to send some flowers.

    I found what i want to send, the arrangement, all that shit that goes along with it.
    and there is only one thing stopping me.

    The fuckn message card.

    out of all the smallest things, its killing me.

    help me out and post some shit you would love to see on one.
    doesn't have to be serious. Can be funny.
    just post some ideas.


    and yes..Fury has a soft side..
    rarely.
     
  2. GlaDOS V1.09

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    Depends on who its to. Girlfriend? Want her to be ur girlfriend? Fiancee? Wife? MOTHER???? lol
     
  3. bclose

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    Dear Cold-Hearted Dumb Bitch,

    It was all a misunderstanding, she looked just like you in the dark, I swear. No need to go and set my car on fire. Seriously, you're gonna need to get your dyke ass over here and push that wreck into your driveway, because now it's yours. I will be having that Mustang that I got you last year as payment, I'll consider us even. Also, if you could just pass my number along to your sister, that'd be great.

    Happy Valentines Day,
    You'll spend it all alone.
     
  4. furyXT

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    hahahha
    yea. that sounds right.

    she is a girl that i hang out with on tha weekends and what not.
    that girl you love to just hang out with, chill and what not.

    even have some of them "benefits".
    lol
     
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    I've got a whole pool of it which I swim in daily, I get a lot of exercise. Probably because it's a pool full of pennies. :oops:
     
  8. kief__catcher

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    say something dumb or nerdy that u think of on ur own. that's what i always do.
     
  9. Drunk Guy

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    I wrote "I know you didn't want flowers, so I got you way too many" in the bulk of my card. Did your flowers also cost like, half of your monthly food costs? Because mine certainly fucking did. Jesus.
     
  10. GlaDOS V1.09

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I like to fuck,
    and so do you!
     
  11. boo

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    Something a little more literary


    O ROSE, thou art sick!
    The invisible worm,
    That flies in the night,
    In the howling storm,

    Has found out thy bed Of crimson joy;
    And his dark secret love Does thy life destroy.
     
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    Who knew Boo had it in him?
     
  13. boo

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    I didn't write it, the poem is by William Blake. A genuine grade A nutter.
     
  14. xion

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    Buy her clothes that are 3 sizes too small, and a gym membership. :lol:
     
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    Everyone has awful answers. If you actually want to get in this girls pants again, tell her sweet, simple things. Tell her that she is beautiful. that you love being with her, that you hope the flowers make her smile, etc.

    I fucking love getting flowers. I once had a girlfriend send them to me on valentine's day at my school. It was awesome.
     
  17. Defy

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    damn you gotta up your game...it isn't hard man just write something she will think is cute even if its dorky or cheesy who cares anything that will make a girl smile and say "awwww". Don't try too hard though cause then she will know its something that you wouldn't normally say.. :lol:

    best of luck to ya...oh and don't be a fool wrap your tool
     
  18. Shwigity

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    Step 1.) Become a hermit.
    Step 2.) Profit by not having to buy anyone shit.

    You're welcome.

    EDIT:

    Better yet just write down the lyrics to this:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4zEhaBAS1c[/youtube]
     
  19. (MP)Ryan

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    I bought my fiancee a dozen roses on Valentine's Day the first year we were dating. Since then, she only gets flowers randomly on non-holidays as a surprise. After she found out how much the roses cost, she agrees with this philosophy. (For those who have never had the painful experience of buying a GOOD bouquet on Valentine's Day, the markup on roses for 2 weeks before is approximately 600% for fresh roses in parts of Canada).

    I have better advice.

    Do not get her flowers on Valentine's Day if you want them to mean something. Buy her chocolates or some such other crap. Surprise her with flowers in hand one random day when you meet up - spontaneous flowers seem to impress women a lot more. And it will mean a lot more if you have to stand there looking like a complete tool with flowers in hand than if you get them delivered with a card. Any romantically-inept moron can do that - it says something if you're willing to take all the staring from random people on the street while standing there with a big bunch of flowers just for her.
     
  20. boo

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    With Translation

    Tell her that she is beautiful

    If you were better looking you would be with someone richer


    that you love being with her

    I don't want to kill you for talking about Britney Spears


    that you hope the flowers make her smile

    please don't think I'm some sort of stalking weirdo or I have slept with your sister

    Forgive my cynicism but romantic gestures mean little, the hard part is the day to day living together. The real deal is thinking about someones else, what they like and what they dislike and do that everyday. Valentines day is just an empty marketing opportunity,if you want to do something nice do it any day. If I sent flowers at work to anyone who I have been with involved with, I would be in the dog house for reveling that they were in fact human and not a robot from the future sent to destroy the human race.