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Statham

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Statham, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. Statham

    Statham New Member

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    I do believe I've seen quite a few of you in and around the Orange X3 server in the past month or so. For those who weren't aware, I'm typically a scout, sniper, spy or medic (depending on how generous I'm feeling) and I'm very sneaky. Very, very sneaky. Like, even I underestimate how sneaky I am sometimes.

    Sadly, regardless of how sneaky I am, my kill:death ratio is only about 1.4. However, in the foreseeable future, I plain on unleashing a stream of headshots heretofore unseen by the likes of man. The bullets will rain down like droplets of lead pain. My wrath will be felt by the other team for at least a few minutes, until I'm stabbed or ambushed by a scout.

    I expect the lot of you to fuel my rampages and killing sprees for the next bunch games to come. Oh, and I am not Jason Statham.

    -Statham
     
  2. bclose

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    Welcome to No Heroes.

    Jason Statham does not use computers. He kills them with his fists.
     
  3. fozzie21

    fozzie21 No Heroes VIP
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    hey you can`t sneek up on me unless you look up :lol: welcome
     
  4. Hills

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    Welcome to No Heroes, Jason. Do you get stronger the more you get hurt?
     
  5. Al-Truistic

    Al-Truistic Head Admins
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    You sir are one of those I watch out for on the other side.

    Welcome.

    Al
     
  6. xion

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    Welcome to NH's.
     
  7. Primus Ave

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    I think i've played with you already but can't remember if you were on my side or not. No stats of you in my kill list though :p See you in game and welcome on forums!
     
  8. Statham

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    Actually, that is only true of the real Jason Statham. When I get hurt, I cry or bitch about it.