Shave Like a Pro

Discussion in 'General BS No One Cares About But You' started by Dustbunny, Mar 9, 2009.

  1. Dustbunny

    Dustbunny New Member

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    So, you got that fancy laser mouse?
    That slick flatscreen monitor?
    A brand new SLi video card?

    Well guess what, you're still not a gamer because you don't own the NEW GILLETTE FUSION GAMER RAZOR!!! 5 BLADES FOR MAXIMUM PRECISION!!!! IT'S SO AWESOME THAT YOUR FACE WILL BURST INTO FLAME JUST LOOKING AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!1!oneSHIFT!!!!ELEVEN

    This product has officially killed all hope I had left for our race. Let the comet come crashing down and end this charade.
    http://www.gillette.com/en-us/#/products/FusionGamer/en-US/index.shtml/
     
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    There's only one button on it, and electric razors cut down on irritation considerably.

    This is the way to go:
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  3. GlaDOS V1.09

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    Does Dove or someone make a lady gamer razor?


    NO!???


    SEXISM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BAN GILLETTE!
     
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    Don't get your eggs in a twist (or a basket). They'll sort something out, possibly a PETA razor.
     
  5. GlaDOS V1.09

    GlaDOS V1.09 New Member

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    Fuck PETA, meat is tasty murder.

    :(
     
  6. dy5c0

    dy5c0 Guest

    i hate electric razors.. or even ones that vibrate, if i wanted a vibrating razor is stick a blade on a vibrator!
    shave with a fake penis with blades..
     
  7. Ragnarok-RgB

    Ragnarok-RgB New Member

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    I like the idea of eggs being twisted so i lolled
     
  8. M1k3yD

    M1k3yD New Member

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    I don't even get why that has to do with gaming.. makes no sense. lmao.
    I just use regular Bics.. I don't need anything fancy D:
     
  9. m0nk3y420

    m0nk3y420 New Member

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    marketing fail ... if you're smart enough to install a game , you're smart enough to know there is no need for a gaming razor.
     
  10. Xabu

    Xabu Guest

    Totally banging mang, getting one for the face and one for "other."
     
  11. Ragnarok-RgB

    Ragnarok-RgB New Member

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    looks like there's tons of razors, if this is for gamers, they should have some basement dweller shaving his neck beard as the spokesman
     
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