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Motherboy Makes a Post about Geeky Porn

Discussion in 'General BS No One Cares About But You' started by motherboy xxx, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. motherboy xxx

    motherboy xxx Head Admin
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    So, uh, I can't be the only person that is excited for something like this:
    (ps: I loved Evan Stone in Pirates. He is probably the reason I will watch it)


    Saucy Adult Film To Be Based On 'Star Trek'
    April 4th, 2009 1:00pm EDT

    Star TrekCaptain Kirk and Mr. Spock will fulfill many Star Trek fans' wildest fantasies when they stage a threesome with Lt. Uhura in the porn movie adaptation of the sci-fi series.

    Kirk and Uhura shocked TV viewers in the 1960s when they shared the first bi-racial kiss on TV - but X-rated moviemaker Axel Braun goes far beyond the final Frontier for Hustler Video's This Ain't Star Trek XXX movie.

    And he's sure actors Evan Stone (Kirk) and Tony DeSergio's (Spock) threeway with Jada Fire's Uhura will be a highlight of the new DVD, which will be released on the same day as J.J. Abrams' new Star Trek movie.

    Braun says, "There are five sex scenes in the film but I'm sure the Spock, Kirk and Uhura scene will be one a lot of Trek fans will be keen to see."

    And the director insists he has not set out to poke fun at Trekkers with his new film - he's taking it very seriously.

    He tells WENN, "I was a big fan and I think the fans who see this DVD will be pleasantly surprised.

    "The cast knows this is not something to be taken lightly - Evan, who is one of the world's top porn stars, agreed to cut off his famous blonde hair and dye it dark to play Kirk and Tony DeSergio shaved his eyebrows to play Spock.

    "Sasha Grey, who is a pin-up in the porn world, even agreed to wear vulcan ears for this."

    And the plot is deadly serious - the Star Trek crew stumble across a spaceship and find the bodies of the villainous Khan and two alien slaves in suspended animation. Captain Kirk and his crew bring the trio onboard the Enterprise, where Khan attempts to take control after seducing the spaceship's historian.

    Braun adds, "This isn't a spoof. I have never wanted to mix comedy with sex."

    The director admits he never approached any of the original Star Trek castmembers to appear in his sex movie - but he'll be sending them all a copy of the This Ain't Star Trek XXX DVD.
     
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    Holy fuck. Sasha Grey with pointy ears. :razz:
     
  3. Drunk Guy

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    These porno guys are really starting to catch on. I saw a xxx parody of "the Office" the other day, and it was pretty bad, but if it didn't have "the Office" in the name, I probably would have never even checked it out.

    Evan Stone was basically a man crush of my friend Dan's, who introduced us to Pirates back when it came out. He's been in a ton else, like... the Da Vinci Load, and... Pulp Friction. Oh Evan Stone, you're the only male porn star I even recognize who isn't Ron Jeremy.

    I usually check parodies out, if nothing else.

    ALSO: the sequel to Pirates wasn't very bad. It wasn't quite as innovative and absolutely ridiculously awesome as the first, but still okay.
     
  4. Emily

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    I'm sold.

    I would totally go gay for Sasha Grey.
     

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    If Emily says it, it must be true. All hail the new queen of woman-kind! Sasha!
     
  6. Defy

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    best picture of sasha grey ever...........FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
     
  7. AIRchrist

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    Danzig would totally beat her up.
     
  8. Cappabitch

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    Kill it!
     
  9. Defy

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    probably after fucking her brains out :lol:
     
  10. Destroy the brain or remove the head.
     
  11. AIRchrist

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    I approve of this thread.
    View attachment 254
     

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    Ah hell I have to post this again... I hope you all understand.
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk[/youtube]
     
  13. Nick

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    I was watching Cinemax last night and something caught my eye. They were showing a knockoff porn of Cloverfield. It was Cleavagefield. i think it looked A LOT better than the original.
     
  14. Drunk Guy

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    One objection about Sasha Grey, though.

    Don't you feel like she talks too much, and makes waaaaaaaaaaay too much noise? Like, any Sasha Grey video is like going to a basketball game and sitting in the overzealous fans section where they never stop chanting DE FENSE DE FENCE even though their team might be on the offense and their voice went hoarse in the middle of the second.
     
  15. Drunk Guy

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    THIS RIGHT HERE.
     
  16. KaiserDragon

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    There are already like 6(by different people) star trek porns, in one when Spock gets horny his ears grow... and his semen is green.
    These there are together(never seen them)
    Sex Trek
    Sex Trek: The Search For Sperm.
    Sex Trek: The Wrath Of Bob.

    (These 2 are together, even have some of the same people in both for the main roles)
    Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4.
    Sex Trek: Charly XXX(has Ron Jeremy in it XD)
    (with the other 2, but I have never seen this one)
    XXX Trek: The Maneater
    (These 3 are quite humorous at times, at least for porns. They even poke fun at themselves... lol at the unintended pun there.)
    Pic of the covers, linked form a batch torrent I found of them. And no I didnt get them, the first 3 look horrible and I have seen parts of the 2nd set. I linked them rather than did an img tag since they are porn. Of course Not Safe for Work... haha
    http://www.bitscreens.com/public/viewer.php?file=lhu2o77ig0scgcerfbwu.jpg

    But... none of them have Sasha Grey :D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
  17. GlaDOS V1.09

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    BEAT THE PUSSY UP!!!!!!!

    BTW, grossest bj I EVER SAW.
     
  18. Longstreet

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    I'd like to recommend the Hustler: Dating 101 scene w/ Lexi Belle. At one point they use the term "We were getting it on like a couple of 8800's in SLI mode."
     
  19. ScarletBlu

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    ........You've made me lose all the future boners I will ever have for the next two weeks.


    Which is like, 382,640.



    Thanks.
     
  20. OMG, that is freakin hilarious.