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Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by DrNipples, May 14, 2009.

  1. DrNipples

    DrNipples New Member

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    Hated getting Reserve Slot kicked and donated the meager $4, how soon can I expect to get in without any troubles?
     
  2. Emily

    Emily Guest

    HOLY FUCK.

    IT'S DR. NIPPLES.

    Oh, and you'll be all set to go by the end of tonight, to be sure.
     
  3. DrNipples

    DrNipples New Member

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    HOLY FUCK!

    Have I played with you or something?

    :D
     
  4. Emily

    Emily Guest

    Dude.

    People know me. I'm kind of a big deal. OK, maybe I just think your name is tits.
     
  5. Obmutescence

    Obmutescence Guest

    Oh my god it's Dr. Nipples!
     
  6. DrNipples

    DrNipples New Member

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    But tits doesn't equal nipples. If I had the ability to post my spray on here to show you the epicness, I would, but pr0n iz baaaaaaaaaddd.

    Oh, it's Obmutescence. I played with you like once.
     
  7. Emily

    Emily Guest

    LOLWUT?
     

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    DrNipples New Member

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    lol

    why did you move muh thread to introduce yourself? I did no such thing! FINE!


    My name is Dr. Nipples. I got my name about 6 years ago when I was 13. At that time, Austin Powers in Goldmember had came out, and I was a big fan of Dr. Evil. Coincidentally, at that time, my friend Brandon and I were walking around the neighborhood and found a dead cat on the ground. Being 13 and noticing it, a spur of the moment reaction occurred and we named it Nipples the Cat. There was a LAN shop in my town and I started going there and playing CS 1.6, needed a good permanent name and BLAMMO!

    Dr. Evil + Nipples the Cat = Dr. Nipples

    I play CS:S and TF2 everyday, and I go to college full time 5 days a week. Anything else just add me on Steam (sladeknight08) and I'll happily accept.
     
  9. DrNipples

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    Woot, thanks for accepting my monies.
     
  10. King

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    I think I just went blind...

    Hey Dr N., I thought I saw ya in-game today. Warpath server maybe..? At any rate, check out the other severs. See ya out there man.

    OMFG eye drops don't work, someone hand me a soap!
     
  11. Juralis

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    Welcome to No Heroes, Dr. Nipples! I had fun playing 3-on-3 with you on payload extreme tonight. Going VIP was a great choice, you won't regret it.
     
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    You MUST be new here :wink: Welcome, congrats on the VIP!
     
  13. Aix

    Aix Senior Server Admin
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    Your name got less cool with the explanation but we're happy to have you here nonetheless! :grin:

    On another note,
    Dr. Nipples (female): cool :cool:
    Dr. Nipples (male): not cool :-|
     
  14. DrNipples

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    You can't judge me because I'm a guy with the name Dr. Nipples. It's just been my name for like 6 years man. If I started out with the name TurkeyGiblets 6 years ago, I'd probably still be using it.

    :)

    Don't worry, I've played in ALL the servers, and payload was amazing last night. It's always fun to push the cart unattested.
     
  15. DrNipples

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    Yeah, that's the server I'm mostly on, I would always go Spy for the team and sit on the back point and wait it out...only to get kicked for a Reserve Slot to come in. FML

    Also, I was checking it out, there's about 522 VIP's, and if they each pay $4 a month, does that mean that No Heroes makes upwards of approximately $2200 a month?!
     
  16. Aix

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    Oh! I didn't mean you weren't cool, I meant having an actual doctor named Dr. Nipples would be cool/uncool depending on the gender. :lol:

    "I'm going to see Dr. Nipples today."
    "Oh yeah? Man I wish she was accepting new patients. So you really can see?"
    "Through her labcoat, man! They're incredible!" :twisted:

    "I'm going to see Dr. Nipples today."
    "I don't know, man, that guy is super creepy. Can't he wear thicker shirts or a coat or something?"
    "He always stands way too close to me and, ugh, brushes up. I mean, he must know right?" :evil:
     
  17. DrNipples

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    *starts a slow clap*