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  1. {EZLN} Legionnaire

    {EZLN} Legionnaire New Member

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    Today I was getting a physical at Johnson Space Center for an upcoming job. Doctor walks into the exam room and immediately says "Sooo I take it you're not here to be an astronaut." Apparently tall people are awful at life and all the shin kickers get the sweet jobs. So here's to all you short people out there in cyber land [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA[/youtube]
     
  2. Shwigity

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    This is definitely something to listen to while watching midget porn....I mean.....wut?
     
  3. stock

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    Its been scientifically proven that the population has an easier time trusting tall people. Go lie your ass off.

    I like being tall, because I can see at concerts.
     
  4. Savage

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    I like being tall....because I can still see the game while I'm hittin' it. :twisted:
     
  5. Skillzish

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    Being giant doesn't suck...
     
  6. GlaDOS V1.09

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    Do you tell your wife these things? That would be horrible sex man.
     
  7. Dustbunny

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    I'm 6' 6". Being tall doesn't suck.

    Except for:
    1) Being asked to do stupid stuff only tall people can do, like changing lightbulbs.
    2) Everyone assuming I'm good at basketball (because I'm obviously rollin deep in a lambo when I'm not playin TF2 like ben wallace)
    3) Two words: ceiling fans.
     
  8. Savage

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    I would....be she probably wouldn't hear me, her face being in the pillow and all that :cool:
     
  9. {EZLN} Legionnaire

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    Its okay, I'm tall and I enjoy the weather up here. I just found it to be funny that NASA employs short people....
     
  10. boo

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    I see you have stopped putting the paper bag over your head again. Your poor wifes only solution is to bury her head in the pillow
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  11. Drunk Guy

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    oh ZING
     
  12. Savage

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    Nah...she just prefers not to look at me, as apparently I have a look on my face like I'm trying to kill her :lol:
     
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    midgets and inordinately tall women creep me the fuck out.
     
  14. {EZLN} Legionnaire

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    You'd hate astronauts than....they are abnormally small.
     
  15. AIRchrist

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    I'm pretty sure I hate all of you for being tall. I stand a meager 5'8" and feel minuscule in public...sadfacecry.
     
  16. boo

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    Hahaha my wife is three inches taller than you. You tiny little man
     
  17. macejr4

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    I sympathize, 5'11...and dang i'm the size of a british woman... :sad:
     
  18. Emily

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    Well, what he lacks in height, he makes up for in head circumference.
     
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    Pick on A/C day?
    I smell a new thread coming!
     
  20. AIRchrist

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    With a brain the size of mine, I need a large dome to protect it.

    EDIT: Boo, it's not my problem that you fuck/marry large beastly women.